Movie
The Onion Movie (2008)
America's finest news source.
Comedy
Story
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Director: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire Starring: Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin
The Onion Movie Cast
- Len Cariou as Norm Archer
- Ken Takemoto as Sensei
- Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher
- Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs
- Don McManus as Dennis McCormick
- Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton
- Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed
- Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim
- Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer
- Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef
- Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus
- Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield